The Monster Mash [Cloud Fax Remix]

 

It’s called the “Cloud Fax Mash” and it goes a little something like this:

I was working in the office, late one night,
When my eyes beheld a terrible sight,
For my machine in the corner began to whine
And suddenly to my despise

It spat out fax, it did the paper mash
The paper mash, it was a feeder tray smash
It did the mash, it got jammed in a flash
It did the mash, it did the paper mash

From those worried of data loss
To the CEO concerned about its cost
The staff all came from their humble spots
To find a better way for faxing docs

They all hate fax, it’s a paper mash
The paper mash, security is lax
They all hate fax, its expense is vast
They all hate fax, it’s a paper mash

The employees were all vexed
Needing something less complex
The prospects included Esker
RightFax and OpenText

The options were viewed and Esker led the pack
With least-cost routing, they didn’t hold back
After a demo the team did realize
Cloud Fax Services would be wise

They changed the mash, they stopped the paper mash
The paper mash, it was a fax collapse
They changed the mash, it was replaced in a flash
They changed the mash, they stopped the paper mash

Out from the office, IT’s voice did ring
Seems they were worried about just one thing
Opened the door and shook their head and said
“Is it integrated with the systems we have?”

It’s now the mash, it’s now the cloud fax mash
The cloud fax mash, it is an office smash
It’s now the mash, they all caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash, it’s now the cloud fax mash

Now everything’s better, IT’s in on the plan
And the Cloud Fax Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the paper-based, this mash was meant too
When you call us up, tell them this blog sent you

Then you can mash, then you can cloud fax mash
The cloud fax mash, it’s an office smash
Then you can mash, you’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash, then you can cloud fax mash

 
Written by: Samantha Heavner
Vocals by: Joanna Honore, Amanda Samuel, Jairus Harper, Nick Carpenter, Theodore Swan, Graham Smith and Samantha Heavner

Samantha Heavner

As Esker’s Creative Coordinator, Samantha both writes and designs marketing content aimed to educate and engage audiences on the benefits of automated business processes. Outside of work, you may catch her cheering on the Chicago Blackhawks, playing with with her dog or tackling a new DIY project.

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